Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
Plus I scored big at Touch Footy...
Published on April 1, 2004 By Theophilus Thistler In Misc
I was coming home from Touch Footy Monday night in my brother’s car and he had on one of the many annoying radio stations we have here on the Sunshine Coast. They had just finished with some crappy manufactured pop song and then continued with a conversation that probably started before the song break. They were going on about having a Pass Card for the one celebrity that you were infatuated with. One guy had chosen Katie Holmes of Dawson’s Creek fame… another wanted some chick from Getaway. Having this card ‘entitled’ them, that if they ever met this one celebrity, to be able to kiss, touch or even have sex with them guilt free… with no consequences to their relationship or even marriage at the time. A Pass Card? How lame.

What an absolute load of crap. If you don’t love your partner enough to be monogamous with them, why the hell would you even waste your time being in a relationship with them in the first place? I mean sure, fantasising and looking is one thing, I don’t mind innocently admiring the awesome female form but going for a bit extra on the sly is all a bit much for me. Are they that insecure that they ‘need’ to be in a relationship with someone even if they don’t love them? Are all male commercial radio DJs the same? Do they all think it’s ok to swear and discuss this kind of thing ON-AIR at 8pm on a weeknight? Do they have nothing better to talk about? Is their vocabulary so limited that they have to swear to get their point across? You never get DJs like this on JJJ. If there is any strong language coming up, they tell you so you can save the ears of your Nanna or baby brother. And 96five is just a whole different kettle of fish.

I must admit there was one female DJ there that totally disagreed with the whole thing. Kept disagreeing with the others and telling them how stupid their ideas were. She recently went off her head at her boyfriend because he was saying similar things about some famous person he liked. At least ONE sane person works at that station.

This kind of stuff really gets me angry. I know ‘The World’ sells sex and immorality all the time, we are all bombarded by it, but why can’t anyone see just how much damage it does to them? Try and keep yourselves pure people. It has healthy life-long repercussions!

Well… now it’s Thursday and JU.com has been unreachable by me since late Monday night. Very weird, but it’s a computer’s prerogative to act weird all the time. This includes the Internet.
What I did originally set out to write in my Blog this week, before I was rudely distracted by moronic radio DJs, was that I scored two tries at Touch Footy on Monday night. These are about the 3rd and 4th all season and they ended up securing us the match. I’m very happy with myself. I hope I can keep this up and we come first, or at least second again, this season. We are doing well and I’m a bit bummed out that I will most likely miss the finals, but the fact that I’ve scored an I.T. job in BrisVegas far outweighs the bad points here.

Anyways… gotta get some shut-eye so I can hopefully finish painting my car tomorrow.

P34c3 0u7 2 ma H0m13z… and w3rd 2 ya mutha.


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Comments
on Apr 01, 2004
"What an absolute load of crap. If you don’t love your partner enough to be monogamous with them, why the hell would you even waste your time being in a relationship with them in the first place? I mean sure, fantasising and looking is one thing, I don’t mind innocently admiring the awesome female form but going for a bit extra on the sly is all a bit much for me. "

As my husband and I say about looking at others..."We're married, we're not dead." We will even point out someone we see that we think they might find attractive--because we both know neither of us will ever do anything more than look. Sure, we've had the "If you were single, what five celebrities would you most like to have sex with?" fantasy thing....but that has absolutely nothing to do with our relationship NOW, since we AREN'T single?
on Apr 01, 2004
I guess you're agreeing with me here? I mean, I agree with you
on Apr 02, 2004
I guess you're agreeing with me here? I mean, I agree with you

Absolutely! Sorry if I didn't make that clear enough!!