Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
(something I wrote a while ago)
Published on August 10, 2004 By Theophilus Thistler In Personal Relationships
It's true!

Jesus is the most disturbing & unsettling person I have in my life... but I wouldn't have it any other way!

He provokes & intrigues, convicts & redeems. It's also the most fulfilling friendship I have. He validates my life.

Talk to Him sometime! He always listens. Sometimes He even talks back...

on Aug 10, 2004
I don't know what I'd without Him!
on Sep 13, 2004
He told me to stop pestering him.