Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
1/4 to is when i'm 'sposed ta start, but i'm lookin at my watch and it's 1/4 past... Boss' tellin me to get off my 4$$, but it's against my religion to be workin fast...
Published on January 21, 2004 By Theophilus Thistler In Misc

*Ambles on in, inconspicuously*

Well... guess what? I'm tired. Still. I guess I should stop trying to write this thing right before I go to bed. But then again, I was tired when I work up this morning.

But anyway, in my torpidness, I decided I should let you know about a few things that you should pay attention to. 

O So listen up! O

First of all, you are probably wondering what the crap i'm on about in the sub-title there? Well it's simple, you see. That happens to be one of my favourite lines in a song called "I Love Work" by Brisbane hip-hop outfit, Butterfingers. While I have only heard three of their tunes, I think they are the most unique pair of cat's pajamas I have ever seen. Ummm... I think I mean that they are grood. I mean good.... and great. Great and good. This totally aussie style of hip-hop is, as usual, poking fun at every day life and full of observational humour. All up, Butterfingers' beats are hilariously addictive and this shows by the amount of JJJ airtime received. Their first tune, Everytime, came out early in 2002 and told of the misfortunes of one of the most unlucky guys in history. It was heavily requested for a while and then was heard mostly on their Hip-Hop Show and SuperRequest. This was all good, but it pales in comparison to the popularity of the aforementioned "I Love Work", which is looking like a very strong contender for the number one spot in Triple J's Hottest 100 this year (By the way, it's on from 10am, this Sunday, 25th of January. I dare you to have a party in honour of it!). 

O Why? O

Secondly, you all should know just how much I love cats by clicking on the external link for today's entry.

O Because I said so! O

And last of all, but most certainly not least, you should pay attention to my BLOG! For in the next 24 hours, I shall be unveiling the identity of a man who I think is the most wicked awesome and hysterically animated character the Internet, nay, the world has ever seen. Yes, even more so than The Simpson's and Ren & Stimpy. This guy could cheer up all the destitutes in Baghdad and Afghanistan put together. Providing, of course, that they could all get to an un-bombed internet cafe with a working phone line and reliable power. 

So tell your friends! Tell your Mum! Tell that cranky old guy down the street who keeps letting his dog defecate on your lawn! Do what you have to and tune in tomorrow for an EXCLUSIVE EXPOSÉ that could quite possibly save A World in CRISIS!

Right now... I'm blowin' this Popsicle Stand.

Scratch ya later!


Comments
on Jan 21, 2004
i think you must love cats about as much as i do it was the first time i played the game, and i scored three strikes. does that say something? well, whether or not it says anything about my level of affection for fluffy little pussy cats, it certainly goes to show my electronic bowling skills are a significant cut above the physical bowling skills i've displayed in the past. however i'm still maintaining it's just a phase i'm going through... this phase has lasted about 11 years.