Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
I'd walk the plank for her anytime :)
Published on March 31, 2005 By Theophilus Thistler In Dating
You know, I think i'm getting really good at hiding the way I feel about her. Hiding my smiles, my outbursts of ecstatic energy, hiding how much I really enjoy her company. Not telling her "I really like those earrings!", "Cool shoes man!" or maybe "Arrrr! Nice Eyepatch! (You look really pretty tonight)". How much her bright eyes and big smiles make me all....

Tonight was weird, grood, great & good, surreal, delicious, heart-racing, brain scattering and overall, funtastic Not as many flames as I would have liked though, but I just wanted a free fire twirl show

I was THIS close to saying something to her tonight, a few times, but I either bailed, got distracted or got put off somehow. How borange is that? I need to get my act together.

Heh... for all I know, she could be in the same proverbial boat as I am. Scared for one of a thousand reasons. Maybe several. Every time I see her though, this matters less and less.

I really like her. I'm gonna see if she wants to be my girl

... now i'm in a 'Jet' kinda mood


on Apr 17, 2005
Wow you're back. Who is this she? Is that link to a blog you've been maintaining for a while elsewhere? Shall I change the link in my sidebar?
on Apr 20, 2005
it lives!!!

remember Weezer... El Scorcho

How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
How stupid is it? won't you gimme a minute
Just come up to me and say "hello" to my heart
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
and maybe you just don't know what to do
or maybe you're scared to say: "I'm falling for you"

live in the moment man... take a chance!
on May 04, 2005
omigosh a post?