Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
Theophilus Thistler's Articles In Welcome
May 3, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
New Page 1 Yes indeed. It's true. I have just hit the quarter century mark. My life as ayoung adult, seemingly over. I'm in my mid-twenties. Almost 30. And *sobs*halfway to 50. "That's not old!" you say.. "He's only a spring chicken, stillsitting on a veritable treasure trove of life!" True.. but I thought I'dhave achieved so much more with my life thus far. Maybe even have fulfilled atleast ONE of my major life goals by now... but I just can't think of any eve...
January 19, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Well. Here it is. My second attempt at an online journal of sorts. Only this time I promise I won't use it solely to post quirky little test/quiz results and whinge about crappy ex-girlfriends. I figure I’ll do this for a little while to see how it changes my everyday life. To try and keep myself accountable on several things and hopefully help keep my priorities and time organisation in check. Who knows.... it might be good. If I update regularly enough, I might be able to remember what I di...