Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
Theophilus Thistler's Articles In Websites
April 19, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
You're a master artist, and you know it. No one can defeat your skills of an artist, and even if they can, you can just pretend they can't by burning their paper. You're popular, cool and talented, and a big fan of dragons. Justremember:  THE DRAGON COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIGHT! Which Strong Bad Email Are YOU? brought to you by Quizilla     You are StrongBad. You hate everyone, especially HomeStar. Your e-mails and prank calls are hilarious. ...
February 20, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Thanks for taking the Nerd test! Your score is: 590 Your rating is: 89.85% Additional Scoring Information: You got an extra 400 points because you are actually running Linux right now. Your environment is: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i586; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120 But, you already knew that. Some Famous Nerd Percentiles: (in a really annoying table) Subject Percentile Subject Percentile Dilbert 125% Bill Gates 100% Paul Allen 98.3% Carl Sagan 85% Calvin ...