Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
Theophilus Thistler's Articles In Health & Medicine
April 6, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
It happens almost every day. I wake up when I need to or even before I want to and I’m tired. On the way to work I’m yawning. At lunch I want to sleep. I begin to nod off on the way home. About the only time I don’t feel tired is when I’m excited about doing something and I’m distracted by the activity, or the coming inevitability of it, or I am overly tired and I just don’t feel like sleeping any more. I eat well, I get 7 or 8 hours sleep a night, I exercise regularly and I just can’t fi...