Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
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March 31, 2005 by Theophilus Thistler
You know, I think i'm getting really good at hiding the way I feel about her. Hiding my smiles, my outbursts of ecstatic energy, hiding how much I really enjoy her company. Not telling her "I really like those earrings!", "Cool shoes man!" or maybe "Arrrr! Nice Eyepatch! (You look really pretty tonight)". How much her bright eyes and big smiles make me all....

Tonight was weird, grood, great & good, surreal, delicious, heart-racing, brain scattering and overall, funtastic Not as many flames ...