Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
Theophilus Thistler's Articles In Home & Family
July 7, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
One month and one day since my last blog. Funny thing, that.

Hrrmmmm...

It'd be nice if I had my own computer here. Lots of stuff, cool and crap, has happened but I don't really have the time to tell... sooo.... Suffer in ya jocks! -

Happy 50th Birthday to my Mum though. She's the best mum in the world! The best i've ever had actually . Everyone else should be jealous 'coz I got the pick of the bunch. On ya Mummsy!

My first initial is the only letter in the alphabet that has more ...
February 26, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Wow... what a weird night. Come to think of it... a crazy day all round.

It started off as such a nice day. It was cool outside for once. I didn't get woken up by an alarm or excessive heat and I was finally starting to feel human and alert again. It's been ages since i've had a great nights sleep. I woke up late and cleaned my room a bit. It doesn't look like a construction site anymore... just a little untidy. Some washing here, some breakfast there... cruisy.

Then my Mum rings me at ho...
February 8, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
I've been a little pre-occupied lately... sorry about the lack of updates. Maybe you don't care, but Ialways do. I had projected targets I wanted to achieve, but I haven't quite madethose yet. I also promised you updates on the adventures of Max: The MadManiacal Monkey of Mayhem but he too has been a little on the quiet-side lately. I think it's because his best mate doesn't have a name and he's been deep in thought,toiling day and night to find one for him but is only coming up with heavy-metal...
February 2, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
I think I know why old people get grumpier as they get older. It's probably a number of reasons, primarily it is a fear of change. They've been changingfor their whole younger lives and now that they're comfortable where they're at, and there's plenty of yard work/beerin fridge/sport on TV to be had so they don't have to spend all day talking to the wife, they are reluctant to adopt anything that might be a threat to their way of life. Andsecondly, now that they are old (mature) & somewhat m...