Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
Theophilus Thistler's Articles In Sports & Leisure
March 1, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
I'm broken! So much for having fun at Touch Footy tonight. On top of being massively tired still from the weekend and work today, I managed to make myself feel worse by taking an injury or two for the team tonight. I've been limping around on a sore ankle since last week at Touch when I twisted it at some stage in the game. I didn't give a care because I had also made my first try for the year, so it was well worth it! I didn't think I would be much good for running around tonight...
February 22, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
I was commenting on Friday to a blog by Teegstar and by the time I had finished what started out to be just a quick comment quickly ended up being about an entry's worth of random daily happenings... You can check out my excessively long comment HERE . I couldn't be bothered to write another blog, so if you have some unhealthy attachment to my online space and must read as much about me as possible.... then knock yourself out! Read me! I mean, go for it. Then seek professional he...
January 20, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Hello there World, This is John Laws. You know, people whoknow, use Valvoline..... I've been drinking it for years. It's what gives me mybowel-shakingly deep voice. Valvoline... you know what I mea.. *BLAMBLAM BLAM!!* *Ahem* Sorry about that... won't happen again. What's happening with you all today? Hope you are allcontent, with a belly full of food and a groovy tune on your brain.  I still think i'm recovering from the Sonfest music festival I attended on the weekend. I'...