Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
Theophilus Thistler's Articles In Misc
April 19, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Well.... what a weekend! After battling with bleak and nebulous weather whiletrying to paint my car (still working on it... after about 1,000,000 years, itseems) and this niggling feeling that I'm turning into an insomniac, it turnedout to be ok in the end anyway. Friday night saw me whizzing off to Indooroopilly for an interesting andfun-filled night of socialising, Simpson's trivia, good coffee andpool-sharking. I found that my ability to play pool is inversely proportionateto my need ...
April 1, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
I was coming home from Touch Footy Monday night in my brother’s car and he had on one of the many annoying radio stations we have here on the Sunshine Coast. They had just finished with some crappy manufactured pop song and then continued with a conversation that probably started before the song break. They were going on about having a Pass Card for the one celebrity that you were infatuated with. One guy had chosen Katie Holmes of Dawson’s Creek fame… another wanted some chick from Getaway. ...
March 10, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
I came to the fantastic realisation tonight that all of the stuff that has happened to me in the past, whether bad, not so bad, caused by me or not, isn't something I should not be ashamed of. In the end it all works together for good, builds my character and makes me who I am today. Just because I made some stupid choices back whenever doesn't mean I should punish myself for them every time I am reminded of them. I did stuff. I've been forgiven for stuff. I'm a changed man now and that's ...
January 23, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Went to this gig tonight. Worked late and missed Another Day Down for the second time in a week. Not happy Jan! Saw Phoenix Down, Half Way Out (groovy-styley), Short of the Mark and probably some other band as well. All I have to say about it all is... Wow. Why would it be any other way? and I wish I wasn't so sleep deprived and feeling braindead. I hope i'm not going to get siiiicck. :-/ "Why don't you try a PowerNapDeluxe! (tm)? They're new!" Ok. *GROAN*
January 21, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
*Ambles on in, inconspicuously* Well... guess what? I'm tired. Still. I guess I should stop trying to write this thing right before I go to bed. But then again, I was tired when I work up this morning. But anyway, in my torpidness, I decided I should let you know about a few things that you should pay attention to.  O Solisten up! O First of all, you are probably wondering what the crap i'mon about in the sub-title there? Well it's simple, you see. That happens t...