Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
Theophilus Thistler's Articles In Blogging
August 1, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Well... I just commented on Mugz' latest article.

http://muggaz.joeuser.com/articleComments.asp?AID=22671

Like I said, it's kinda strange when you voice inner opinions or give insight to your psyche that would probably otherwise be unnoticed by possibly even your closest friends. But then again... this is really what I started blogging again for. To learn more about myself and maybe bounce a few things off other people.

I've said this to a few people recently but I didn't really mean i...
May 25, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Yes. It's true. I am currently in a deep slumber as I type this telepathically with my "Luke Skywalker Style" ninja skillz.

Werd.

Some things about me and stuff at the mo....

I have a job. It's grood. 

My car is almost ready. It likes to spend all my money.

Marshmellows are great when toasted with love or dunked in coffee.

All green jelly beans are gross.

I found out that Trinitie is posting again. Yay!

Homestarrunner.com has some new stuff.

"ACHTUNG!Theophilus Th...
May 12, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Can anyone please tell me how on earth my rank can improve by two places over a day or so while my points stay the same?

I have navigated about the site a bit, but I haven't commented on anything. I'm at a loss to describe it.
May 4, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
I put this in a comment to someone else's blog just before...

"I'm pretty guilty about second guessing what I should post about and how I should word what I say. Sometimes it's because I don't really want to offend people and other times I think some things I think about are totally uninteresting to others. This is weird to admit because I do blog for myself to analyse my thoughts but I do spend a lot of time thinking about people other than myself. I'm just like that. I also don't want to be...
March 15, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Part I

Another fantastic weekend in Brisbane has just passed by. Another swag of photos dumped on my hard drive. Another disappointing browse as I find that half the pics haven't turned out because the camera doesn't like taking night pictures even though it has a flash. This is soooooooooo frustrating. I can see thatI'm going to have to buy a much better camera. While this one is good for day pics, poor quality video with sound, as aweb cam and even a motion sensor, as soon as you try and ...
January 29, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Good morning, my pretties!

Well, I felt like it, so I did. I didn't quite get to Chicken Tonight... butI did make a nice Thai Green Curry. This masterpiece was created using only thefinest ingredients, or what we had in the fridge. Freshly Cut! Mushrooms, ThinlySliced! Carrots, Ice Cold Beanaroonies!, Milk of One Coconut*, Twist-on-DemandSpring Water, a packet of concentrate and a chicken I caught myself, prepared andthinly sliced. As you can see, all top-shelf, choice quality, trademarked s...
January 27, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Greetings fellow JoeUsers. I’m still alive and well overhere. Haven't had much of a chance to update lately but I did finish telling youabout the other characters in the Strong Bad series. Check out the updatedarticle and the siteI’m going on about.. I have been pretty distracted, being that we’ve just hadour Australia Day long weekend, with some lovely new people I met at Sonfestearlier in the month.I mentioned that I saw a gig on Friday but I was a tootired for me to properly enjoy it or for p...