Catch up on the escapades of the Sunshine Coast's most notorious soft toy. Don't let the soft, hand-knitted exterior fool you. This monkey is full of vengeance, hatred and could strangle you with his tail. He also likes Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.
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January 21, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
*Ambles on in, inconspicuously* Well... guess what? I'm tired. Still. I guess I should stop trying to write this thing right before I go to bed. But then again, I was tired when I work up this morning. But anyway, in my torpidness, I decided I should let you know about a few things that you should pay attention to.  O Solisten up! O First of all, you are probably wondering what the crap i'mon about in the sub-title there? Well it's simple, you see. That happens t...
January 20, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Hello there World, This is John Laws. You know, people whoknow, use Valvoline..... I've been drinking it for years. It's what gives me mybowel-shakingly deep voice. Valvoline... you know what I mea.. *BLAMBLAM BLAM!!* *Ahem* Sorry about that... won't happen again. What's happening with you all today? Hope you are allcontent, with a belly full of food and a groovy tune on your brain.  I still think i'm recovering from the Sonfest music festival I attended on the weekend. I'...
January 19, 2004 by Theophilus Thistler
Well. Here it is. My second attempt at an online journal of sorts. Only this time I promise I won't use it solely to post quirky little test/quiz results and whinge about crappy ex-girlfriends. I figure I’ll do this for a little while to see how it changes my everyday life. To try and keep myself accountable on several things and hopefully help keep my priorities and time organisation in check. Who knows.... it might be good. If I update regularly enough, I might be able to remember what I di...